My 1st Single

作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

Oh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one

Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable

That the horses come out of — erra

Of course we're about to stir up

Some **** thick as Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup

It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves-just-for-no-reason

Other than to — just to tease him

'Cause he was his biggest (*burp*) fan

He used to be Superman, now I'm pourin'

Liquor on the curb in his name for him

\"Eminem, you wait 'til we meet up again, ****er

I'm kickin' your *** for everything you've ever said.\"

It goes one for the money, two for the ****in' show

Ready, get set, let's go

Here comes the buckin' bronco

Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo

Soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo

Mother****ers, it's dominoes, I'm on a roll

Around and around I go

When will I stop? I don't know

Tryin' to pick up where The Eminem Show left off

But I know anything's possible

Though I'm not gonna top what I sold

I'm at the top of my game, that **** is not gonna change

Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I'll get away

With murder: I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today

We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes

In a safe, locked 'em away

Better watch what you say

Just when you thought you were safe

Them suckers got you on tape

You swear to God you was playin'

Whether or not, you was little Joshua

Gosh, I wish I could've told you to not do the same

'Cause one day it could cost you your name

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just ****ed that up, so

**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

Grab a chick and do-si-do

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ****'s about to hit the shingle

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka

Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic G. Pencils

And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick, bare-naked

Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID

To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly

Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee to be so young and naïve

Oh, what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree

Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled, they cherish

Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks

Hickory-dickory Dirk Diggler, look at me work wizardry

With these words – am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?

Or chiga-chigga-chig-chig-jer-chig-jer jerkin' your chain

Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?

Wait a minute, what am I sayin'? Allow me to run it back

And rewind it – wait, let me ask you again

Am I just jerkin' your chain? Am I berserk or insane?

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the dang

Cameras, filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade

Videos, who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle

Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered

Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em cussin'

When they was just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club

And dusted 'em and went straight to The Source with 'em

'Cause they could've sworn someone said, \"Ni—\"

And then tried to erase and record over it

But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the

\"Ga-hu\" and then they come to

Find out it was Justin sayin', \"I'm gon-nuh ***!\"

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just ****ed that up, so

**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

Grab a chick and do-si-do

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ****'s about to hit the shingle

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka

Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest

And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

It's 1-800-I'm-A-Sick-Ducker-I'd-Love-To-Duck-A-Sick

And if someone picks up

You can talk all the **** you want about me

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day

That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (Hey!)

So tuck a chicken, lick a chicken, kick a chicken, beat a chicken

Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!

Or kick a duck, and sick a duck, and eat a duck, and stick a duck in your mouth

I'm done, you can **** off, ****-*-****-off!

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just ****ed that up, so

**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

Grab a chick and do-si-do

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But ****'s about to hit the shingle

Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka

[00:00.990] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

[00:01.980]Oh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one

[00:11.590]Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable

[00:13.890]That the horses come out of — erra

[00:15.460]Of course we're about to stir up

[00:16.820]Some **** thick as Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup

[00:18.570]It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves-just-for-no-reason

[00:21.260]Other than to — just to tease him

[00:22.700]'Cause he was his biggest (*burp*) fan

[00:24.320]He used to be Superman, now I'm pourin'

[00:26.510]Liquor on the curb in his name for him

[00:28.500]\"Eminem, you wait 'til we meet up again, ****er

[00:31.190]I'm kickin' your *** for everything you've ever said.\"

[00:34.010]It goes one for the money, two for the ****in' show

[00:36.200]Ready, get set, let's go

[00:37.560]Here comes the buckin' bronco

[00:39.070]Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo

[00:41.840]Soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo

[00:45.290]Mother****ers, it's dominoes, I'm on a roll

[00:47.460]Around and around I go

[00:49.000]When will I stop? I don't know

[00:50.410]Tryin' to pick up where The Eminem Show left off

[00:52.610]But I know anything's possible

[00:54.360]Though I'm not gonna top what I sold

[00:55.980]I'm at the top of my game, that **** is not gonna change

[00:58.880]Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I'll get away

[01:01.700]With murder: I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today

[01:04.520]We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes

[01:05.980]In a safe, locked 'em away

[01:07.470]Better watch what you say

[01:08.800]Just when you thought you were safe

[01:10.160]Them suckers got you on tape

[01:11.540]You swear to God you was playin'

[01:13.030]Whether or not, you was little Joshua

[01:14.990]Gosh, I wish I could've told you to not do the same

[01:17.400]'Cause one day it could cost you your name

[01:19.280]And this was supposed to be my first single

[01:22.280]But I just ****ed that up, so

[01:25.180]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

[01:28.000]Grab a chick and do-si-do

[01:30.690]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

[01:33.540]That you hear on your radio

[01:36.260]But ****'s about to hit the shingle

[01:39.260]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

[01:41.930]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[01:44.800]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

[01:47.570]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[01:50.470]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka

[01:53.210]Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic G. Pencils

[01:55.950]And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick, bare-naked

[01:58.540]Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID

[02:01.650]To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly

[02:03.760]Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee to be so young and naïve

[02:06.640]Oh, what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree

[02:09.540]Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled, they cherish

[02:12.040]Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks

[02:15.100]Hickory-dickory Dirk Diggler, look at me work wizardry

[02:18.440]With these words – am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?

[02:21.190]Or chiga-chigga-chig-chig-jer-chig-jer jerkin' your chain

[02:23.560]Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?

[02:26.650]Wait a minute, what am I sayin'? Allow me to run it back

[02:29.700]And rewind it – wait, let me ask you again

[02:32.890]Am I just jerkin' your chain? Am I berserk or insane?

[02:35.530]Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the dang

[02:38.320]Cameras, filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade

[02:40.990]Videos, who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle

[02:43.520]Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered

[02:46.290]Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em cussin'

[02:48.880]When they was just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club

[02:51.490]And dusted 'em and went straight to The Source with 'em

[02:53.610]'Cause they could've sworn someone said, \"Ni—\"

[02:55.800]And then tried to erase and record over it

[02:58.100]But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the

[03:00.920]\"Ga-hu\" and then they come to

[03:03.220]Find out it was Justin sayin', \"I'm gon-nuh ***!\"

[03:06.410]And this was supposed to be my first single

[03:09.800]But I just ****ed that up, so

[03:12.340]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

[03:15.290]Grab a chick and do-si-do

[03:17.820]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

[03:20.880]That you hear on your radio

[03:23.590]But ****'s about to hit the shingle

[03:26.600]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

[03:29.260]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[03:32.030]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

[03:34.800]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[03:37.670]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka

[03:40.050]Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest

[03:43.030]And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it

[03:45.560]All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

[03:48.410]It's 1-800-I'm-A-Sick-Ducker-I'd-Love-To-Duck-A-Sick

[03:51.310]And if someone picks up

[03:52.430]You can talk all the **** you want about me

[03:54.390]Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

[03:57.290]And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day

[03:59.830]That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (Hey!)

[04:03.090]So tuck a chicken, lick a chicken, kick a chicken, beat a chicken

[04:05.940]Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!

[04:08.680]Or kick a duck, and sick a duck, and eat a duck, and stick a duck in your mouth

[04:12.080]I'm done, you can **** off, ****-*-****-off!

[04:14.400]And this was supposed to be my first single

[04:17.480]But I just ****ed that up, so

[04:20.180]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle

[04:23.150]Grab a chick and do-si-do

[04:25.840]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

[04:28.770]That you hear on your radio

[04:31.430]But ****'s about to hit the shingle

[04:34.460]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra

[04:37.150]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[04:39.950]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah

[04:42.720]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra

[04:45.590]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka