Em Calls Paul

Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit)

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing

And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video

What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'

Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'

Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls

You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'

And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'

Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?

Well he'll always be that Michael to me

And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'

Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons

And I hope they all ******* die!

How do you like that?

And I like him, I like him a lot

I want to touch him but I can't

Excuse me, I'm taking a ****

Sorry

Anyways, call me back

I have this idea about how I want to end the show

So, hit me when you get this message ******

Oh, and by the way

No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]

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[00:00.00]Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit)

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[00:00.58][Aye yo Paul, It's Em

[00:02.74]I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing

[00:05.51]And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video

[00:08.40]What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'

[00:10.53]Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'

[00:12.93]Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls

[00:17.03]You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'

[00:19.01]And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'

[00:22.62]Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?

[00:26.40]Well he'll always be that Michael to me

[00:28.25]And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'

[00:29.88]Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons

[00:33.41]And I hope they all ******* die!

[00:37.07]How do you like that?

[00:38.99]And I like him, I like him a lot

[00:42.78]I want to touch him but I can't

[00:50.72]Excuse me, I'm taking a ****

[00:53.79]Sorry

[00:55.00]Anyways, call me back

[00:56.52]I have this idea about how I want to end the show

[00:59.82]So, hit me when you get this message ******

[01:03.87]Oh, and by the way

[01:05.26]No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]

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