Big Weenie

作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope

I don't understand

Why are you being so mean?

You're a mean, mean man

You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, listen, I need you to focus

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment

Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore

Into your mind to find out why you're so ******' jealous

Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo

Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listening

Okay, now I need your undivided attention

Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?

From the moment that I enter into the room

It gets all quiet and whispers

Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?

I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because...

You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, now I (****), I just flubbed a line

I was going to say something extremely important

But I forgot who or what it was, I ****ed up

Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't

That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I ****ed up, ain't it?

But I can bust one take without looking at no paper

It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day

For me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decay

Your mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the **** you eat for lunch?

A bunch of sweets or something?

What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?

Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks

Wanna chew some gum?

\"Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?\" You, sir, are on truth serum

\"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody

I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified

That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible

Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities\"

You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Alright, now we, we're going to conduct

That experiment that we were talking about earlier

Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of *******

'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?

Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?

Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror

How 'bout now? What do you have in common?

You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em

You look like I sound like singing about weenies

Now take my weenie out of your mouth

This is between me and you, I know you're not happy

I know you'd much rather see me

Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying

Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's no denying

That my weenie is much bigger than yours is

Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges

Why are you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless

Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous

My point is this

That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink

Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just as...

You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

All kinds of really mean things about me

'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

**** off my ****

[00:00.990] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope

[00:01.980]I don't understand

[00:04.100]Why are you being so mean?

[00:07.130]You're a mean, mean man

[00:10.910]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[00:14.180]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[00:16.840]All kinds of really mean things about me

[00:18.780]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[00:21.420]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[00:23.820]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[00:26.690]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[00:29.460]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[00:32.700]Alright, listen, I need you to focus

[00:35.420]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

[00:38.420]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

[00:40.960]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment

[00:44.010]Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em

[00:47.020]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

[00:49.710]For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore

[00:52.530]Into your mind to find out why you're so ******' jealous

[00:55.220]Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo

[00:57.990]Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listening

[01:00.780]Okay, now I need your undivided attention

[01:03.470]Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?

[01:07.730]From the moment that I enter into the room

[01:10.000]It gets all quiet and whispers

[01:11.940]Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?

[01:14.780]I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because...

[01:17.760]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[01:21.000]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[01:23.690]All kinds of really mean things about me

[01:25.570]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[01:28.210]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[01:30.720]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[01:33.540]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[01:36.280]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[01:39.520]Alright, now I (****), I just flubbed a line

[01:42.210]I was going to say something extremely important

[01:44.750]But I forgot who or what it was, I ****ed up

[01:48.060]Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't

[01:50.620]That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I ****ed up, ain't it?

[01:53.680]But I can bust one take without looking at no paper

[01:56.450]It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day

[01:59.530]For me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decay

[02:02.200]Your mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the **** you eat for lunch?

[02:05.150]A bunch of sweets or something?

[02:06.350]What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?

[02:07.920]Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks

[02:09.950]Wanna chew some gum?

[02:10.790]\"Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?\" You, sir, are on truth serum

[02:13.530]\"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody

[02:16.380]I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified

[02:18.890]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible

[02:21.760]Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities\"

[02:24.500]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[02:27.770]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[02:30.490]All kinds of really mean things about me

[02:32.260]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[02:34.950]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[02:37.540]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[02:40.390]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[02:43.100]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[02:46.500]Alright, now we, we're going to conduct

[02:48.980]That experiment that we were talking about earlier

[02:51.960]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of *******

[02:55.170]'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?

[02:58.120]Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?

[03:00.480]Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror

[03:03.140]How 'bout now? What do you have in common?

[03:05.780]You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em

[03:09.040]You look like I sound like singing about weenies

[03:11.940]Now take my weenie out of your mouth

[03:13.590]This is between me and you, I know you're not happy

[03:16.880]I know you'd much rather see me

[03:18.320]Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying

[03:21.060]Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's no denying

[03:25.080]That my weenie is much bigger than yours is

[03:27.510]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges

[03:30.280]Why are you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless

[03:32.890]Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous

[03:36.240]My point is this

[03:37.310]That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink

[03:40.130]Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just as...

[03:42.580]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[03:45.690]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[03:48.440]All kinds of really mean things about me

[03:50.210]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[03:52.930]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[03:55.330]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[03:58.230]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[04:00.980]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[04:04.840]**** off my ****