The Real Slim Shady

演唱者：Eminem

专辑：The Marshall Mathers LP - Tour Edition

    作词 : Young, Andre Romell

    作曲 : Young, Andre Romell

    May I have your attention please?

    May I have your attention please?

    Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?

    I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?

    We're gonna have a problem here

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

    They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture

    It's the return of the, \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"

    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots

    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t!

    Feminist women love Eminem

    Chigga chigga chigga, \"Slim shady, I'm sick of him

    Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what

    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!\"

    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

    Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't

    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

    \"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\"

    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

    And expect them not to know what a woman's *****oris is

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

    By the time they hit fourth grade

    They got the discovery channel don't they?

    \"We ain't nothing but mammals\", well, some of us cannibals

    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records

    Well I do, so ***** him and ***** you too

    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

    \"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"

    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

    *****t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

    You little *****, put me on blast on M.T.V

    \"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"

    I should download her audio on MP3

    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

    So I have been sent here to destroy you

    And there's a million of us just like me

    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ***** like me

    Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

    And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you

    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

    The only difference is I got the ***** to say it

    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

    I just get on the mic and spit it

    And whether you like to admit it, I just *****t it

    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

    It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

    Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens

    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

    And every single person is a slim shady lurkin'

    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

    Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, \"I don't give a *****!\"

    With his windows down and his system up

    So, will the real shady please stand up?

    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Ha ha

    Guess there's a slim shady in all of us

    ***** it, let's all stand up

    作词 : Young, Andre Romell

    作曲 : Young, Andre Romell

    May I have your attention please?

    May I have your attention please?

    Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?

    I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?

    We're gonna have a problem here

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

    And started whoopin' her ass worse than before

    They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture

    It's the return of the, \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding

    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"

    And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots

    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t!

    Feminist women love Eminem

    Chigga chigga chigga, \"Slim shady, I'm sick of him

    Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what

    Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!\"

    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

    But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

    Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't

    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

    \"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\"

    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

    And expect them not to know what a woman's *****oris is

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

    By the time they hit fourth grade

    They got the discovery channel don't they?

    \"We ain't nothing but mammals\", well, some of us cannibals

    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records

    Well I do, so ***** him and ***** you too

    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

    \"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"

    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?

    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?

    *****t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

    You little *****, put me on blast on M.T.V

    \"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"

    I should download her audio on MP3

    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me

    So I have been sent here to destroy you

    And there's a million of us just like me

    Who cuss like me, who just don't give a ***** like me

    Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me

    And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you

    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

    The only difference is I got the ***** to say it

    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

    I just get on the mic and spit it

    And whether you like to admit it, I just *****t it

    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

    It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty

    I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting

    Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens

    And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

    And every single person is a slim shady lurkin'

    He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

    Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, \"I don't give a *****!\"

    With his windows down and his system up

    So, will the real shady please stand up?

    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?

    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady

    All you other slim shadys are just imitating

    So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up

    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Ha ha

    Guess there's a slim shady in all of us

    ***** it, let's all stand up

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