The Real Slim Shady
演唱者:Eminem
专辑:The Marshall Mathers LP - Tour Edition
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作词 : Young, Andre Romell
作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
\"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who.\" \"Yeah, but he's so cute though!\"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips\"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
\"We ain't nothing but mammals..\" Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
Well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
\"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little *****, put me on blast on MTV
\"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?'
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the ***** to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming \"I don't give a ****!\"
With his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?'
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?'
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up
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[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:00.499] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:00.998] May I have your attention please?
[00:04.723] May I have your attention please?
[00:08.780] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.704] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.372] We're gonna have a problem here..
[00:17.904] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.200] Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.087] And started whooping her ass worse than before
[00:24.843] They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
[00:27.107] It's the return of the... \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
[00:29.700] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"
[00:32.370] And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
[00:34.774] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
[00:36.566] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.589] \"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.741] Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
[00:43.315] Flipping the you-know-who.\" \"Yeah, but he's so cute though!\"
[00:45.644] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.986] But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.261] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.330] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.137] \"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips\"
[00:57.216] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.564] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.779] And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
[01:03.992] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.097] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.170] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.849] \"We ain't nothing but mammals..\" Well, some of us cannibals
[01:11.658] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.369] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.666] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.947] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.139] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.502] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.665] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.937] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[01:29.843] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.553] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.768] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.144] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[01:38.663] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.648] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
[01:43.044] Well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
[01:45.536] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.076] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.984] \"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"
[01:52.096] Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.471] So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.651] Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.946] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.391] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.605] Little *****, put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.946] \"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"
[02:08.386] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.606] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
[02:13.099] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.590] So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
[02:17.813] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.717] Who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
[02:21.969] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.222] It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[02:26.856] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.811] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.229] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[02:33.662] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[02:35.876] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.188] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.510] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[02:42.879] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:44.859] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.475] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.782] The only difference is I got the ***** to say it
[02:51.875] In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
[02:54.685] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.404] And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
[02:58.877] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.839] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:03.509] It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:05.699] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:07.948] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.231] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:12.600] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.956] He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[03:17.268] [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
[03:19.194] Screaming \"I don't give a ****!\"
[03:20.320] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.949] So, will the real Shady please stand up?
[03:23.981] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.419] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.861] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.163] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.385] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.646] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:37.990] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[03:39.724] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.502] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.749] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:47.124] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:49.439] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.941] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.019] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:56.655] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[03:58.606] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.875] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.046] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[04:05.661] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:07.625] Ha ha
[04:09.226] Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:12.259] **** it, let's all stand up
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The Way I Am
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Public Service Announcement 2000
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Stan
Paul [Skit
Who Knew
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The Real Slim Shady
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Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)
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Green Lantern-mixtape
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Detox
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All Eyes on Me
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Beautiful
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We Made You
Crack a Bottle
Live From New York City
You Don't Know
Raw & Uncut
The Freestyle Manual
When I'm Gone
Mockingbird
Like Toy Soldiers (International Version)
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Encore
Encore
Encore (Deluxe Version)
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Eminem Is Back (Bootleg)
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The Singles (Eminem album)
Sing For The Moment
The E True Hollywood Mixtape
Lose Yourself
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Without Me
The Eminem Show
The Marshall Mathers LP - Tour Edition
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Guilty Conscience
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My Name Is
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The Slim Shady EP
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Alfred’s Theme
Tone Deaf
Book of Rhymes
Favorite *****
Guns Blazing
Gnat
Higher
These Demons
Key
She Loves Me
Zeus
Thus Far
Discombobulated
Premonition
Unaccommodating
You Gon’ Learn
Alfred
Those Kinda Nights
In Too Deep
Godzilla
Darkness
Leaving Heaven
Yah Yah
Stepdad
Stepdad
Marsh
Never Love Again
Little Engine
Lock It Up
Farewell
No Regrets
I Will
Alfred
Alfred
Black Magic
Alfred’s Theme
Tone Deaf
Book of Rhymes
Favorite *****
Guns Blazing
Gnat
Higher
These Demons
Key
She Loves Me
Zeus
Thus Far
Discombobulated
Premonition
Unaccommodating
You Gon’ Learn
Alfred
Those Kinda Nights
In Too Deep
Godzilla
Darkness
Leaving Heaven
Yah Yah
Stepdad
Stepdad
Marsh
Never Love Again
Little Engine
Lock It Up
Farewell
No Regrets
I Will
Alfred
Premonition
Unaccommodating
You Gon’ Learn
Alfred
Those Kinda Nights
In Too Deep
Godzilla
Darkness
Leaving Heaven
Yah Yah
Stepdad
Stepdad
Marsh
Never Love Again
Little Engine
Lock It Up
Farewell
No Regrets
I Will
Alfred
Venom
Killshot
The Ringer