Anything Goes

Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today

Any shock they should try to stem

Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now God knows

Anything Goes

Good authors too who once knew betterwords

Now only use four letter words Writing prose

Anything Goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

And though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

When grandmama whose age is eighty

In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's

Anything Goes

When mothers pack and leave poor father

Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros

Anything Goes

If driving fast cars you like

If low bars you like

If old hymns you like

If bare limbs you like

If Mae West you like

Or me undressed you like

Why nobody will oppose

When every night The set that's smart is

Intruding in nudist parties in studios

Anything Goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

And though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

If saying your prayer you like

If green pear you like

If old chairs you like

If back stairs you like

If love affairs you like

With young bears you like

Why nobody will oppose

And though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

Anything goes

[00:02.61]Times have changed

[00:06.68]And we've often rewound the clock

[00:10.50]Since the Puritans got a shock

[00:14.08]When they landed on Plymouth Rock

[00:17.58]If today

[00:21.64]Any shock they should try to stem

[00:25.46]Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

[00:28.72]Plymouth Rock would land on them

[00:36.60]In olden days a glimpse of stocking

[00:40.45]Was looked on as something shocking

[00:42.41]But now God knows

[00:45.32]Anything Goes

[00:47.69]

[00:48.73]Good authors too who once knew betterwords

[00:51.59]Now only use four letter words Writing prose

[00:56.46]Anything Goes

[00:58.92]The world has gone mad today

[01:01.08]And good's bad today

[01:02.33]And black's white today

[01:03.64]And day's night today

[01:05.10]When most guys today That women prize today

[01:07.94]Are just silly gigolos

[01:10.37]And though I'm not a great romancer

[01:13.46]I know that I'm bound to answer

[01:15.78]When you propose

[01:18.23]Anything goes

[01:20.61]

[01:52.98]When grandmama whose age is eighty

[01:56.03]In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's

[01:58.73]

[02:00.66]Anything Goes

[02:03.04]

[02:03.81]When mothers pack and leave poor father

[02:06.70]Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros

[02:11.40]Anything Goes

[02:13.86]If driving fast cars you like

[02:15.98]If low bars you like

[02:17.35]If old hymns you like

[02:18.66]If bare limbs you like

[02:19.97]If Mae West you like

[02:21.09]Or me undressed you like

[02:22.59]Why nobody will oppose

[02:25.27]When every night The set that's smart is

[02:28.09]Intruding in nudist parties in studios

[02:32.77]Anything Goes

[02:35.15]

[03:26.24]The world has gone mad today

[03:28.02]And good's bad today

[03:29.26]And black's white today

[03:30.45]And day's night today

[03:31.76]When most guys today That women prize today

[03:34.33]Are just silly gigolos

[03:36.76]And though I'm not a great romancer

[03:39.60]I know that I'm bound to answer

[03:41.21]When you propose

[03:43.76]Anything goes

[03:46.22]If saying your prayer you like

[03:47.90]If green pear you like

[03:49.19]If old chairs you like

[03:50.44]If back stairs you like

[03:51.69]If love affairs you like

[03:53.07]With young bears you like

[03:54.32]Why nobody will oppose

[03:55.19]

[03:56.76]And though I'm not a great romancer

[03:58.95]

[03:59.62]I know that I'm bound to answer

[04:01.56]When you propose

[04:03.88]Anything goes

[04:06.69]

[04:07.27]Anything goes

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