美国山海经

Data monsters chewing reality!

Tung! Tung! Tung! Sahur——

Lady Liberty spits fire like a dragon（Whoosh!）

Zebra-striped leopard crunching steel beams（Crunch!）

Brooklyn Bridge turned giant tree, cars racing on branches

Empire State's rooftop—Queen Mother ordering takeout

Cappuccino cup vomits killer（What?!）

Nike-shoes shark chasing Uber guy（Run!）

Neon lights dye Ballerina Cappuccina's skirt red

Her glitchy ballet stomps phone filters to shreds

This is American Shan Hai Jing!

AI blender spews freaky ghosts（Brrrt!）

Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM

Skyscrapers grow emoji eyes!

Midnight knocks: \"Tung!Tung!Tung!\"（Creak...）

Brr Brr Patapim roots in subway tunnels（Movie vibe!）

Students crack ancient codes with memes（Chat explodes!）

68% folks woke after googling legends

Tesla charger plugs bronze sword（Zzap!）

Cthulhu screams: \"Y'all monsters too wild!\"

Some yell \"cultural mashup\"（Pshh!）

But AI's the key to unlock old magic

Teach glitch beasts sing R&B lullabies

Million netizens battle online

This is American Shan Hai Jing!

Memes mutate, civilization goes frenzy

Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM

Eastern gods hybrid with Nike kicks!

（Robotic mumbling）Tung...Tung...Sahur...

（Human cracking up）Hahaha what even is this?!

[00:03.271]Data monsters chewing reality!

[00:06.065]Tung! Tung! Tung! Sahur——

[00:10.383]Lady Liberty spits fire like a dragon（Whoosh!）

[00:14.631]Zebra-striped leopard crunching steel beams（Crunch!）

[00:19.320]Brooklyn Bridge turned giant tree, cars racing on branches

[00:23.480]Empire State's rooftop—Queen Mother ordering takeout

[00:27.816]Cappuccino cup vomits killer（What?!）

[00:31.526]Nike-shoes shark chasing Uber guy（Run!）

[00:35.416]Neon lights dye Ballerina Cappuccina's skirt red

[00:39.865]Her glitchy ballet stomps phone filters to shreds

[00:44.491]This is American Shan Hai Jing!

[00:49.258]AI blender spews freaky ghosts（Brrrt!）

[00:53.451]Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM

[00:58.609]Skyscrapers grow emoji eyes!

[01:02.305]Midnight knocks: \"Tung!Tung!Tung!\"（Creak...）

[01:05.160]Brr Brr Patapim roots in subway tunnels（Movie vibe!）

[01:08.285]Students crack ancient codes with memes（Chat explodes!）

[01:12.461]68% folks woke after googling legends

[01:17.070]Tesla charger plugs bronze sword（Zzap!）

[01:22.989]Cthulhu screams: \"Y'all monsters too wild!\"

[01:23.581]Some yell \"cultural mashup\"（Pshh!）

[01:25.102]But AI's the key to unlock old magic

[01:27.740]Teach glitch beasts sing R&B lullabies

[01:31.107]Million netizens battle online

[01:34.898]This is American Shan Hai Jing!

[01:39.945]Memes mutate, civilization goes frenzy

[01:44.363]Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM

[01:49.124]Eastern gods hybrid with Nike kicks!

[01:58.228]（Robotic mumbling）Tung...Tung...Sahur...

[02:01.067]（Human cracking up）Hahaha what even is this?!