Tennis Nemesis

作曲 : 林子祥

Playing the forehand.

You're missing the ball.

And you feel that your timing is off

and you scoff at the umpire

who's calling the line.

Yes, he's blind.

But be kind.

It's not time when you're trailing behind.

Bend those old knees.

You'll be catching the breeze

as the man at the net takes a crack at your head.

Now you're down 45

and there's no time to cry.

You say, \"wait!\"

They say,\"Why？\"

And here's mud in your eye!

Adding insult to your third double fault.

they all said that the net was too low!

Your lobs are too short

and your strings are too taut.

And your age is beginning to show!

Don't feel defeated.

You're only un-seeded.

You just can't believe it.

Oh, ain't we conceited!

So put on your adidas

and make like you're Vilas.

Just having competed is all that it is!

Navratilova

Helena Sukova

Ivan Miloslav

Yannick Noah

Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini

Becker and Borg

McEnroe

Tennis is fun when you don't have to run.

When the scoring is none,

and you don't care who won!

So get off your buns

and get out in the sun.

We can go on and on

till the morning is done

[00:01.000] 作曲 : 林子祥

[00:26.34]Playing the forehand.

[00:28.06]You're missing the ball.

[00:29.68]And you feel that your timing is off

[00:32.63]and you scoff at the umpire

[00:35.28]who's calling the line.

[00:36.54]Yes, he's blind.

[00:38.58]But be kind.

[00:39.65]It's not time when you're trailing behind.

[00:45.80]Bend those old knees.

[00:46.91]You'll be catching the breeze

[00:48.74]as the man at the net takes a crack at your head.

[00:53.47]Now you're down 45

[00:55.32]and there's no time to cry.

[00:57.45]You say, \"wait!\"

[00:58.95]They say,\"Why？\"

[00:59.91]And here's mud in your eye!

[01:05.02]Adding insult to your third double fault.

[01:07.94]they all said that the net was too low!

[01:13.25]Your lobs are too short

[01:14.80]and your strings are too taut.

[01:16.86]And your age is beginning to show!

[01:23.08]Don't feel defeated.

[01:25.75]You're only un-seeded.

[01:27.63]You just can't believe it.

[01:29.84]Oh, ain't we conceited!

[01:31.96]So put on your adidas

[01:34.27]and make like you're Vilas.

[01:36.63]Just having competed is all that it is!

[01:41.47]

[02:11.33]Navratilova

[02:12.97]Helena Sukova

[02:15.38]Ivan Miloslav

[02:17.16]Yannick Noah

[02:19.85]Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini

[02:23.83]Becker and Borg

[02:25.59]McEnroe

[02:30.63]Tennis is fun when you don't have to run.

[02:34.27]When the scoring is none,

[02:35.68]and you don't care who won!

[02:38.86]So get off your buns

[02:40.67]and get out in the sun.

[02:42.52]We can go on and on

[02:44.48]till the morning is done