No One Likes A Fat Pop Star

WilliamsNo One Likes a Fat Pop Star - Robbie

Second helpings no worries.

Piled up carbs upon the plate,

Then one day it's too late.

No breakfast, no luncheon,

Just carpets I'll munch on

a thimble of self esteem.

Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

The saddest that I've ever been.

You just can't be portly

not this side of fourty,

Showbiz's a single chinned game.

Scum paparazzi and weight police nasties

have narrowed the hall of fame.

(Chorus)

No one likes a fat pop star

Pop is a place for the thin,

No one likes a fat pop star

We want to hear thin people sing!

When I get faint I chew through my restraints

It's the best meal that I've had all week,

If I could eat my own words

I'd tear through the verbs

But nobody pays me to speak.

(Chorus)

No one likes a fat pop star

Pop is a place for the thin

No one wants a fat pop star

I'm sorry, we can't fit you in!

Now you've upset me I feel like a snack!

A packet of Minstrels a pie and a nap.

So whats wrong with thaaa-aaaat

No breakfast, no luncheon

Just carpets I'll munch on

And a thimble of self esteem.

Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

The thinnest that I've ever been.

[00:01.18]WilliamsNo One Likes a Fat Pop Star - Robbie

[00:01.20]

[00:04.67]Second helpings no worries.

[00:07.33]

[00:08.20]Piled up carbs upon the plate,

[00:11.39]

[00:12.27]Then one day it's too late.

[00:15.27]

[00:22.30]No breakfast, no luncheon,

[00:24.11]Just carpets I'll munch on

[00:26.84]a thimble of self esteem.

[00:28.34]

[00:30.47]Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

[00:35.69]The saddest that I've ever been.

[00:38.94]

[00:40.19]You just can't be portly

[00:42.06]not this side of fourty,

[00:43.22]

[00:44.84]Showbiz's a single chinned game.

[00:48.28]

[00:49.47]Scum paparazzi and weight police nasties

[00:53.78]have narrowed the hall of fame.

[00:56.41]

[00:57.03](Chorus)

[00:58.01]

[00:58.64]No one likes a fat pop star

[01:02.33]Pop is a place for the thin,

[01:06.08]

[01:07.20]No one likes a fat pop star

[01:11.12]

[01:11.75]We want to hear thin people sing!

[01:15.19]

[01:16.69]When I get faint I chew through my restraints

[01:20.25]

[01:20.75]It's the best meal that I've had all week,

[01:23.20]

[01:24.77]If I could eat my own words

[01:27.14]I'd tear through the verbs

[01:29.70]But nobody pays me to speak.

[01:32.40]

[01:33.53](Chorus)

[01:34.65]

[01:52.45]No one likes a fat pop star

[01:56.26]

[01:56.82]Pop is a place for the thin

[02:00.57]

[02:01.20]No one wants a fat pop star

[02:05.70]I'm sorry, we can't fit you in!

[02:08.08]

[02:10.14]Now you've upset me I feel like a snack!

[02:14.45]A packet of Minstrels a pie and a nap.

[02:17.46]

[02:19.14]So whats wrong with thaaa-aaaat

[02:22.52]

[02:24.83]No breakfast, no luncheon

[02:27.92]Just carpets I'll munch on

[02:30.36]And a thimble of self esteem.

[02:33.86]

[02:35.24]Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter,

[02:39.36]The thinnest that I've ever been.