Kick Ass

In the beginning

God created the heavens and the earth

Then he created the waters and the land

And then he created man

But man degenerated and descended

Into the black hole of making bad music

So a darkness fell all around

Only he could know of the storm that was coming

The hurricane that was brewing

Yes, there was something wrong, something missing

There was no rock music

So he sent an angel

And out of the mist, that angel came

He wore boots, blue jeans

And a baseball cap

He had a big old smile like a welcome mat

How cool is that?

Then all the world went silent and they looked up

Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say

And after a moment's silence, he said:

Let there be guitar

Drums, bass, piano

Let there be a kick ass, kick ass rocking band

Let's go

Oh, man

If you're looking for some, turn the music on

And let's light a real big fire

If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass

Throw this roof a little bit higher

If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush

Gotta go against the grain

If you're here for the show and you're ready to go

Let's ride this crazy train

If you like some kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

Raise hell and clap your hands

Spread the word, bring your friends

The whole wide world is joining in

If you like some kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

Ah yeah

If you want the good back in the good times

Get the grease back in your gears

Come on, bang your drum and make your guitar strum

Put the buzz back in your beer

If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing

Turn the tunes on up to ten

If you had a long, hard day, you need to get away

It's time to rock and roll again

If you want some kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

Raise hell and clap your hands

Spread the word, bring your friends

The whole wide world is joining in

If you love kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

Ah, that's right

Kick ass

Oh, yeah

Oh, let's go

Oh, if you like kick ass rocking music

Make some noise and clap your hands

If you want some kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band, oh

Kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

Raise hell and clap your hands

Spread the word, bring your friends

The whole wide world is joining in

If you like some kick ass rocking music

We're a kick ass rocking band

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everybody say

Come on, spread the word

Bring all your friends

Come on, join hands

And join a kick ass rocking band

[00:07.637] In the beginning

[00:10.357] God created the heavens and the earth

[00:15.186] Then he created the waters and the land

[00:19.078] And then he created man

[00:22.847] But man degenerated and descended

[00:26.345] Into the black hole of making bad music

[00:31.286] So a darkness fell all around

[00:34.933] Only he could know of the storm that was coming

[00:39.005] The hurricane that was brewing

[00:42.679] Yes, there was something wrong, something missing

[00:46.444] There was no rock music

[00:51.620] So he sent an angel

[00:54.029] And out of the mist, that angel came

[00:57.472] He wore boots, blue jeans

[01:02.290] And a baseball cap

[01:05.084] He had a big old smile like a welcome mat

[01:10.563] How cool is that?

[01:14.167] Then all the world went silent and they looked up

[01:17.407] Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say

[01:21.998] And after a moment's silence, he said:

[01:24.934]

[01:25.843] Let there be guitar

[01:30.749] Drums, bass, piano

[01:40.321] Let there be a kick ass, kick ass rocking band

[01:46.451] Let's go

[01:57.902] Oh, man

[01:59.128]

[01:59.887] If you're looking for some, turn the music on

[02:03.382] And let's light a real big fire

[02:06.498] If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass

[02:09.797] Throw this roof a little bit higher

[02:12.999] If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush

[02:16.245] Gotta go against the grain

[02:19.499] If you're here for the show and you're ready to go

[02:22.682] Let's ride this crazy train

[02:24.803]

[02:25.968] If you like some kick ass rocking music

[02:29.295] We're a kick ass rocking band

[02:32.411] If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

[02:35.614] Raise hell and clap your hands

[02:39.274] Spread the word, bring your friends

[02:42.296] The whole wide world is joining in

[02:45.503] If you like some kick ass rocking music

[02:48.768] We're a kick ass rocking band

[02:54.833] Ah yeah

[02:56.521]

[02:58.118] If you want the good back in the good times

[03:01.654] Get the grease back in your gears

[03:04.824] Come on, bang your drum and make your guitar strum

[03:08.091] Put the buzz back in your beer

[03:11.260] If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing

[03:14.506] Turn the tunes on up to ten

[03:17.791] If you had a long, hard day, you need to get away

[03:21.009] It's time to rock and roll again

[03:23.248]

[03:24.174] If you want some kick ass rocking music

[03:27.672] We're a kick ass rocking band

[03:30.691] If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

[03:34.065] Raise hell and clap your hands

[03:37.632] Spread the word, bring your friends

[03:40.744] The whole wide world is joining in

[03:43.836] If you love kick ass rocking music

[03:47.018] We're a kick ass rocking band

[03:53.244] Ah, that's right

[03:56.273] Kick ass

[03:59.366] Oh, yeah

[04:02.174] Oh, let's go

[04:05.304]

[04:27.855] Oh, if you like kick ass rocking music

[04:32.395] Make some noise and clap your hands

[04:35.483] If you want some kick ass rocking music

[04:38.920] We're a kick ass rocking band, oh

[04:41.773]

[04:42.530] Kick ass rocking music

[04:45.375] We're a kick ass rocking band

[04:48.391] If you can't play a lick, just plan and think

[04:51.740] Raise hell and clap your hands

[04:55.400] Spread the word, bring your friends

[04:58.713] The whole wide world is joining in

[05:01.487] If you like some kick ass rocking music

[05:04.691] We're a kick ass rocking band

[05:07.128]

[05:10.873] Oh, yeah

[05:17.092] Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah

[05:20.288] Everybody say

[05:23.518] Come on, spread the word

[05:26.570] Bring all your friends

[05:29.922] Come on, join hands

[05:33.012] And join a kick ass rocking band