Rap God

But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes)

Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half **** it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a living and a killing off it

Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his *******

I'm an MC still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap

Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a mother******' table

Over the back of a couple of ******s and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

Let me show you maintaining this **** ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

MC's get taken to school with this music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position

To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother******' Rock n'

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking?

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

You witnessing a ********

Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

I got a \"hell yeah\" from Dre looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have

Never ask nobody for ****, get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

To keep up with the same pace looking boy

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin

You rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I'm out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common, poodle

I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

It's me, my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to censor you

Like that one line I said on \"I'm Back\" from the Mathers LP

One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though

And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel with ******* cornrows

You're like normal, **** being normal

And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

Singin' to a man while they played piano

Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

How to give a mother******' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Oh, he's too mainstream

Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Throw on \"Lose Yourself\" and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to prove

That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

School flunkie, pill junky

But look at the accolades the skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you

I'm drunk so Satan take the ******* wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky

But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me

They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation

And understand the discrimation

But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don't mistake it for Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip a broad

And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God?

[00:05.140]But I'm only going to get this one chance(Six minutes, six minutes)

[00:10.020]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

[00:11.860]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

[00:18.150]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[00:24.720]You were just what the doctor ordered

[00:26.360]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[00:29.170]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[00:32.610]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[00:35.860]They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

[00:38.320]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

[00:40.520]I got a laptop in my back pocket

[00:42.280]My pen'll go off when I half **** it

[00:43.870]Got a fat knot from that rap profit

[00:45.340]Made a living and a killing off it

[00:46.730]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

[00:48.330]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his *******

[00:50.230]I'm an MC still as honest

[00:51.710]But as rude and as indecent as all hell

[00:53.120]Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

[00:54.860]This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop

[00:56.240]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap

[00:58.780]Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

[01:01.740]And at the exact same time

[01:02.860]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

[01:04.780]I'll still be able to break a mother******' table

[01:06.260]Over the back of a couple of ******s and crack it in half

[01:08.250]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

[01:11.800]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

[01:15.010]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad

[01:17.160]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

[01:19.160]while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

[01:21.100]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[01:24.540]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[01:27.710]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[01:30.950]Let me show you maintaining this **** ain't that hard, that hard

[01:34.200]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[01:37.520]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

[01:40.030]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

[01:41.680]Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

[01:44.720]MC's get taken to school with this music

[01:46.480]Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'

[01:48.140]Now I lead a new school full of students

[01:50.180]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

[01:56.240]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position

[01:59.420]To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother******' Rock n'

[02:02.960]Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

[02:06.120]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

[02:09.040]On the wall of shame

[02:10.250]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

[02:13.310]Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking?

[02:16.320]Little gay looking boy

[02:17.510]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

[02:19.550]You witnessing a ********

[02:20.780]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

[02:22.910]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

[02:26.130]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

[02:27.580]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

[02:29.280]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

[02:30.920]I got a \"hell yeah\" from Dre looking boy

[02:32.500]I'mma work for everything I have

[02:33.960]Never ask nobody for ****, get outta my face looking boy

[02:35.750]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

[02:37.780]To keep up with the same pace looking boy

[02:39.090]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[02:42.360]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[02:45.520]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

[02:48.720]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

[02:51.480]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[02:55.200]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin

[02:56.840]You rodent, I'm omnipotent

[02:58.980]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

[03:01.880]And I should not be woken

[03:03.840]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

[03:07.010]But I got your mom deep throating

[03:08.570]I'm out my ramen noodle

[03:09.850]We have nothing in common, poodle

[03:11.450]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

[03:15.000]It's me, my honesty's brutal

[03:17.720]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

[03:20.580]For good at least once in a while

[03:21.980]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

[03:24.520]Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

[03:27.720]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

[03:30.880]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

[03:33.250]I know there was a time where once I

[03:35.010]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

[03:38.230]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

[03:40.280]Appeal with the skin color of mine

[03:42.150]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you

[03:44.550]Like that one line I said on \"I'm Back\" from the Mathers LP

[03:47.260]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

[03:50.090]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

[03:53.870]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

[03:59.960]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though

[04:01.990]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for

[04:04.190]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ******* cornrows

[04:06.730]You're like normal, **** being normal

[04:08.520]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

[04:10.570]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

[04:13.100]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

[04:15.050]Singin' to a man while they played piano

[04:16.580]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

[04:19.740]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

[04:22.550]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''

[04:23.770]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

[04:25.920]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

[04:28.030]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

[04:29.300]Innovative and I'm made of rubber

[04:30.440]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

[04:32.500]I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

[04:34.110]How to give a mother******' audience a feeling like it's levitating

[04:35.740]Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting

[04:37.640]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

[04:39.200]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

[04:40.470]I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[04:42.700]Oh, he's too mainstream

[04:43.780]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

[04:46.090]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

[04:48.710]With rock, shock rap with Doc

[04:50.720]Throw on \"Lose Yourself\" and make 'em lose it

[04:52.600]I don't know how to make songs like that

[04:53.920]I don't know what words to use

[04:55.410]Let me know when it occurs to you

[04:56.790]While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

[04:58.410]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you

[05:00.090]How many verses I gotta murder to prove

[05:01.580]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too

[05:05.230]School flunkie, pill junky

[05:07.390]But look at the accolades the skills brung me

[05:09.940]Full of myself, but still hungry

[05:11.810]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

[05:14.630]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues

[05:18.270]But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you

[05:20.060]I'm drunk so Satan take the ******* wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat

[05:23.710]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky

[05:26.210]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling

[05:29.940]Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me

[05:33.460]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

[05:35.220]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had

[05:37.340]Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation

[05:40.200]And understand the discrimation

[05:42.200]But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then

[05:45.070]But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

[05:48.740]Don't mistake it for Satan

[05:49.980]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

[05:52.020]And take a vacation to trip a broad

[05:53.950]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard

[05:56.670]Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God?