Stan

I left my cell, my pager

And my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn

You must not have got 'em

It probably was a problem

At the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses

Too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways **** it

What's been up man, how's your daughter?

My girlfriend's pregnant too

I'm out to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?

I'm a name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some *****

Who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday

But I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground

**** that you did with scam

I got a room full of your posters

And your pictures man

I like the **** you did with Ruckus too

That **** was fat

Anyways I hope you get this, man

Hit me back just to chat

Truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

Call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore

And you can say that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote

I hope you have the chance, I ain't mad

I just think it's ****** up, you don't answer fans

If you didn't want to talk to me

Outside the concert you didn't have to

But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew

He's only 6 years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

For 4 hours and you just said \"No\"

That's pretty ****ty man

You're like his ******' idol

He wants to be just like you man

He likes you more than I do

Remember when we met in Denver

You said if I write to you, you would write back

See I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs

So when I have a ****ty day

I drift away and put 'em on

Cause I don't really got **** else

So that **** helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo

With your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself

To see how much it bleeds?

It's like Adrenaline

The pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real

And I respect you 'cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous

'Cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like

I know you Slim, no one does

She don't know what it was like?

For people like us growing up

You've gotta call me man

I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan

P.S. We should be together too

Call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore

And you can say that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

Dear Mister, I'm too good to call or write my fans

This'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word

I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you

I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now

I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Slim, I drink a fifth of vodka

Ya dare me to drive?

You know this song by Phil Collins

'From the air in the night'

About that guy who could have saved

That other guy from drowning?

But didn't, then Phil saw it all

Then at his show he found him

That's kinda how this is

You could have rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late

I'm on a thousand downers, now I'm drowsy

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know

I ripped all your pictures off the wall

I loved you Slim, we could have been together

Think about it, you ruined it now

I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

I hope your conscious eats at you

And you can't breathe without me

See Slim, \"Shut up *****!

I'm trying to talk\"

Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk

But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up

See I ain't like you

'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more

And then she'll die too

Well gotta go

I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh shit! I forgot!

How am I supposed to send this shit out?

You had me falling for you honey

And it never would've gone away, no

You used to shine so bright

But I watched all of it fade

So you don't have to call anymore

I won't pick up the phone

This is the last straw

Don't wanna hurt anymore

And you can say that you're sorry

But I don't believe you baby

Like I did before

You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

No no no

[00:03.07]I left my cell, my pager

[00:04.47]And my home phone at the bottom

[00:06.12]I sent two letters back in autumn

[00:07.92]You must not have got 'em

[00:09.13]It probably was a problem

[00:10.46]At the post office or somethin'

[00:11.87]Sometimes I scribble addresses

[00:13.35]Too sloppy when I jot 'em

[00:15.16]But anyways **** it

[00:16.61]What's been up man, how's your daughter?

[00:18.08]My girlfriend's pregnant too

[00:19.34]I'm out to be a father

[00:20.52]If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?

[00:22.83]I'm a name her Bonnie

[00:24.00]I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry

[00:27.06]I had a friend kill himself over some *****

[00:28.52]Who didn't want him

[00:30.50]I know you probably hear this everyday

[00:31.86]But I'm your biggest fan

[00:33.31]I even got the underground

[00:35.13]**** that you did with scam

[00:36.77]I got a room full of your posters

[00:38.21]And your pictures man

[00:39.54]I like the **** you did with Ruckus too

[00:41.48]That **** was fat

[00:42.87]Anyways I hope you get this, man

[00:44.28]Hit me back just to chat

[00:45.85]Truly yours, your biggest fan

[00:47.31]This is Stan

[00:48.66]Call anymore

[00:50.50]I won't pick up the phone

[00:53.18]This is the last straw

[00:56.54]Don't wanna hurt anymore

[00:59.72]And you can say that you're sorry

[01:01.85]But I don't believe you baby

[01:02.87]Like I did before

[01:05.36]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

[01:12.08]Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote

[01:14.26]I hope you have the chance, I ain't mad

[01:16.17]I just think it's ****** up, you don't answer fans

[01:18.40]If you didn't want to talk to me

[01:19.96]Outside the concert you didn't have to

[01:21.52]But you could've signed an autograph for Matthew

[01:23.98]He's only 6 years old

[01:25.24]We waited in the blistering cold for you

[01:27.20]For 4 hours and you just said \"No\"

[01:28.84]That's pretty ****ty man

[01:30.19]You're like his ******' idol

[01:31.68]He wants to be just like you man

[01:33.28]He likes you more than I do

[01:34.56]Remember when we met in Denver

[01:36.35]You said if I write to you, you would write back

[01:38.43]See I'm just like you in a way

[01:40.02]I never knew my father neither

[01:41.30]He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

[01:43.93]I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs

[01:46.37]So when I have a ****ty day

[01:48.17]I drift away and put 'em on

[01:49.48]Cause I don't really got **** else

[01:50.88]So that **** helps when I'm depressed

[01:52.56]I even got a tattoo

[01:54.03]With your name across the chest

[01:55.27]Sometimes I even cut myself

[01:57.21]To see how much it bleeds?

[01:58.65]It's like Adrenaline

[01:59.70]The pain is such a sudden rush for me

[02:01.30]See everything you say is real

[02:02.80]And I respect you 'cause you tell it

[02:04.50]My girlfriend's jealous

[02:05.84]'Cause I talk about you 24/7

[02:06.96]But she don't know you like

[02:09.08]I know you Slim, no one does

[02:10.49]She don't know what it was like?

[02:11.99]For people like us growing up

[02:13.36]You've gotta call me man

[02:14.38]I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

[02:16.38]Sincerely yours, Stan

[02:17.64]P.S. We should be together too

[02:24.29]Call anymore

[02:26.71]I won't pick up the phone

[02:29.13]This is the last straw

[02:32.49]Don't wanna hurt anymore

[02:35.63]And you can say that you're sorry

[02:37.40]But I don't believe you baby

[02:38.45]Like I did before

[02:40.98]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

[02:48.45]Dear Mister, I'm too good to call or write my fans

[02:50.80]This'll be the last package I ever send your ass

[02:53.99]It's been six months and still no word

[02:55.47]I don't deserve it?

[02:56.44]I know you got my last two letters

[02:57.58]I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

[02:59.72]So this is my cassette I'm sending you

[03:01.81]I hope you hear it

[03:02.96]I'm in the car right now

[03:04.26]I'm doing 90 on the freeway

[03:05.86]Hey Slim, I drink a fifth of vodka

[03:08.05]Ya dare me to drive?

[03:09.33]You know this song by Phil Collins

[03:10.53]'From the air in the night'

[03:12.22]About that guy who could have saved

[03:13.67]That other guy from drowning?

[03:14.95]But didn't, then Phil saw it all

[03:16.26]Then at his show he found him

[03:17.84]That's kinda how this is

[03:19.08]You could have rescued me from drowning

[03:20.78]Now it's too late

[03:21.88]I'm on a thousand downers, now I'm drowsy

[03:23.68]And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

[03:27.04]I hope you know

[03:27.92]I ripped all your pictures off the wall

[03:29.23]I loved you Slim, we could have been together

[03:32.36]Think about it, you ruined it now

[03:34.24]I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

[03:36.37]I hope your conscious eats at you

[03:38.15]And you can't breathe without me

[03:39.26]See Slim, \"Shut up *****!

[03:40.77]I'm trying to talk\"

[03:42.03]Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk

[03:44.12]But I didn't slit her throat I just tied her up

[03:46.18]See I ain't like you

[03:48.27]'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more

[03:50.08]And then she'll die too

[03:50.98]Well gotta go

[03:52.81]I'm almost at the bridge now

[03:53.99]Oh shit! I forgot!

[03:55.80]How am I supposed to send this shit out?

[04:00.15]You had me falling for you honey

[04:01.40]And it never would've gone away, no

[04:05.66]You used to shine so bright

[04:07.13]But I watched all of it fade

[04:10.13]So you don't have to call anymore

[04:14.50]I won't pick up the phone

[04:17.00]This is the last straw

[04:20.47]Don't wanna hurt anymore

[04:23.59]And you can say that you're sorry

[04:25.56]But I don't believe you baby

[04:26.42]Like I did before

[04:29.19]You're not sorry, no, no, no, no

[04:35.16]No no no