My Ball

Yo

Dre Man

Make my vocals sound sexy

Come on man come on man okaaaay

It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

But it's all right it's OK with me

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me

So I'm taking my ball and going home home

I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end

And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals

Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles

While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle

Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'll

I do for my next trick I'm feelin'wonderful

I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle

Shove a f**king tonka truck up a little kid's butthole

Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador

Of the valentines day massacre

Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a

Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I

Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her

In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun

I can have with a strap on

Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a**and make the b**ch run a triathlon

Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some

Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one

Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on

God damn man are you that much of an asshole

It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

But it's all right it's OK with me

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me

So I'm taking my ball and going home home

I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each

One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie

Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini

Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie

They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter

I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot

Don't move or ya might get it stuck so f**king far up in your uvula

You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus

Totally tubular sniffin'glue through a tube in the studia

Now who do ya think is more fruitier

Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya

Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother

I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card

Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart

Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's

Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos

It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

But it's all right it's OK with me

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me

So I'm taking my ball and going home home

Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human

Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom

And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room

Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon

Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon

You shouldn't ask what is he doin'with that broom

You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds

You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh

But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair

And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'

Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for

Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk

Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed

Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet

No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed

You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name

It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

But it's all right it's OK with me

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me

So I'm taking my ball and going home home

Fine nobody wants to play with me

F**k you then

[00:03.536]Yo

[00:05.328]Dre Man

[00:08.148]Make my vocals sound sexy

[00:15.683]Come on man come on man okaaaay

[00:21.349]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

[00:23.694]But it's all right it's OK with me

[00:26.461]I'll do my steps all by myself

[00:29.77]I don't need nobody to play with me

[00:31.637]But if you just give me a chance

[00:33.678]I can put you in a trance the way I dance

[00:36.316]But don't nobody wanna play with me

[00:38.186]So I'm taking my ball and going home home

[00:42.332]I'm that guy man shove a diamond up my hind end

[00:45.517]And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals

[00:48.178]Slut poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles

[00:50.637]While I stomp mudholes in ya a**girl now lets cuddle

[00:53.476]Blood curdlin'your gurglin'on your blood what'll

[00:55.935]I do for my next trick I'm feelin'wonderful

[00:58.604]I think I might just do somethin'a little less subtle

[01:01.406]Shove a f**king tonka truck up a little kid's butthole

[01:04.74]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador

[01:06.869]Of the valentines day massacre

[01:08.751]Slash assassin I slash her in the a**with a

[01:11.539]Icicle and leave her layin'a blood bath while I

[01:14.167]Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her

[01:16.882]In my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun

[01:19.641]I can have with a strap on

[01:21.398]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's a**and make the b**ch run a triathlon

[01:25.69]Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some

[01:27.625]Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one

[01:30.377]Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on

[01:32.752]God damn man are you that much of an asshole

[01:35.221]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

[01:37.609]But it's all right it's OK with me

[01:40.269]I'll do my steps all by myself

[01:42.975]I don't need nobody to play with me

[01:45.526]But if you just give me a chance

[01:47.535]I can put you in a trance the way I dance

[01:50.90]But don't nobody wanna play with me

[01:52.16]So I'm taking my ball and going home home

[01:56.100]I'm like Houdini tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each

[01:59.158]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie

[02:01.679]Make the sh*t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini

[02:04.176]Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie

[02:06.785]They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter

[02:08.875]I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot

[02:11.562]Don't move or ya might get it stuck so f**king far up in your uvula

[02:14.695]You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus

[02:17.768]Totally tubular sniffin'glue through a tube in the studia

[02:20.796]Now who do ya think is more fruitier

[02:22.627]Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin'on a tube of ya

[02:25.351]Eye shadow and man it looked nice you should've seen it mother

[02:28.392]I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card

[02:30.992]Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart

[02:33.555]Then mosey on over to Rosie O'donnell's with Mcdonald's

[02:36.413]Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos

[02:38.354]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

[02:40.876]But it's all right it's OK with me

[02:43.495]I'll do my steps all by myself

[02:46.276]I don't need nobody to play with me

[02:48.781]But if you just give me a chance

[02:50.919]I can put you in a trance the way I dance

[02:53.429]But don't nobody wanna play with me

[02:55.321]So I'm taking my ball and going home home

[02:59.379]Shady what are you doin'chewin'on a human

[03:01.802]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back boom

[03:04.720]And assumin'the fact that that dudes in the back room

[03:07.637]Usin'the bathroom vacuumin'a raccoon

[03:10.46]Skewin'a rat a cat screwin'a baboon

[03:12.841]You shouldn't ask what is he doin'with that broom

[03:15.570]You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds

[03:18.123]You in a trance I'm back doing my dance ooh

[03:20.809]But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair

[03:23.129]And make her wear a bathin'suit and take her parasailin'

[03:25.626]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for

[03:28.77]Why you make her read 84bed time stories to you in baby talk

[03:31.484]Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed

[03:33.687]Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet

[03:36.362]No wonder my a**is wet my diaper needs to be changed

[03:39.59]You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name

[03:41.686]It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right

[03:44.246]But it's all right it's OK with me

[03:46.844]I'll do my steps all by myself

[03:49.566]I don't need nobody to play with me

[03:52.121]But if you just give me a chance

[03:54.249]I can put you in a trance the way I dance

[03:56.675]But don't nobody wanna play with me

[03:58.604]So I'm taking my ball and going home home

[04:02.711]Fine nobody wants to play with me

[04:05.385]F**k you then