Get U Mad

My attitude is worse than NWAs was

Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people

who aint have **** to do with it,

like Cool J does (My tattoo!)

You see me standin outside of your buildin;

screamin,

\"Puffy is good, (HEY!)

but Slim Shady is for the children!\" (WAIT!)

I look at my life in a new light

**** it

Give me two mics; I write songs for me

**** what you like

Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted;

cause I dont like rap anyway

Im just tryin to get my porno career started

Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+

****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) \"Come on, lets go!\"

Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters

Lesson One: Throw demos as hard

as you can at signed rappers

Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)

Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)

and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out)

Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;

switch demos with Canibus

and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)

Lesson Four: Know you heard this before

\"Hey let me get your number;

Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!\"

Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?

Get the whitest A&R you can find

Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive

Dress up like I.C.P.

and have them come see you perform live

And thats the key, but when you see me on the street;

I aint givin you **** *****

dont even bother askin me (get away from me)

Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin

cause Im always ****tin when

Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)

Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,

and stuffed it so far in her mouth

my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)

Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah (\"Its all about me..\")

Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,

mono and gonorrhea (\"Youre a ****!\")

And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA

Cause Brandy and Monica walked in

and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)

I splish splash while Im takin a bath

Grab a handful of pills,

break em in half,

take em and laugh

White trash

****** your wife in the ass (\"Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!\")

While youre out siphoning gas

for your lawnmower to cut the grass

So if I hurt your self-esteem

and you get dissed too bad

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

\"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!\"

You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

What a wonderful day;

I should go outside and play

Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)

I was just about to toss a live grenade

in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS

Blood drippin from it,

rippi

[00:04.49]My attitude is worse than NWAs was

[00:06.09]Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people

[00:08.78]who aint have **** to do with it,

[00:09.91]like Cool J does (My tattoo!)

[00:10.90]You see me standin outside of your buildin;

[00:13.01]screamin,

[00:13.63]\"Puffy is good, (HEY!)

[00:14.25]but Slim Shady is for the children!\" (WAIT!)

[00:16.33]I look at my life in a new light

[00:17.74]**** it

[00:18.40]Give me two mics; I write songs for me

[00:20.30]**** what you like

[00:21.11]Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted;

[00:23.08]cause I dont like rap anyway

[00:24.13]Im just tryin to get my porno career started

[00:26.27]Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+

[00:29.36]****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) \"Come on, lets go!\"

[00:31.89]Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters

[00:33.98]Lesson One: Throw demos as hard

[00:35.93]as you can at signed rappers

[00:37.12]Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)

[00:39.06]Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)

[00:40.93]and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out)

[00:42.89]Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;

[00:44.44]switch demos with Canibus

[00:45.52]and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)

[00:47.13]Lesson Four: Know you heard this before

[00:49.59]\"Hey let me get your number;

[00:50.87]Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!\"

[00:52.46]Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?

[00:54.38]Get the whitest A&R you can find

[00:55.95]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can

[00:57.74]Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive

[01:00.00]Dress up like I.C.P.

[01:01.26]and have them come see you perform live

[01:03.08]And thats the key, but when you see me on the street;

[01:05.71]I aint givin you **** *****

[01:06.97]dont even bother askin me (get away from me)

[01:08.49]Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin

[01:11.31]cause Im always ****tin when

[01:12.60]Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)

[01:13.76]Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,

[01:15.62]and stuffed it so far in her mouth

[01:17.27]my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)

[01:18.53]Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah (\"Its all about me..\")

[01:21.38]Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,

[01:22.86]mono and gonorrhea (\"Youre a ****!\")

[01:24.66]And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA

[01:26.30]Cause Brandy and Monica walked in

[01:27.90]and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)

[01:29.10]I splish splash while Im takin a bath

[01:31.28]Grab a handful of pills,

[01:32.44]break em in half,

[01:33.56]take em and laugh

[01:34.18]White trash

[01:35.14]****** your wife in the ass (\"Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!\")

[01:36.56]While youre out siphoning gas

[01:37.78]for your lawnmower to cut the grass

[01:39.47]So if I hurt your self-esteem

[01:40.65]and you get dissed too bad

[01:41.95]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

[01:44.63]And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had

[01:47.08]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

[01:49.68]\"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!\"

[01:52.43]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

[01:54.98]\"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!\"

[01:57.63]You know I just be sayin that to get you mad

[02:00.80]What a wonderful day;

[02:01.60]I should go outside and play

[02:03.19]Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate

[02:05.81]Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)

[02:07.03]I was just about to toss a live grenade

[02:08.74]in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

[02:10.88]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS

[02:13.05]Blood drippin from it,

[02:14.42]rippi