My Band

I don't know, dude (New York, oh)

I think these guys all jealous of me (New York, oh) and sx1t

'Cause I'm like (New York, oh), the lead singer of the band, dude (New York, oh)

They got a problem with me (New York)

They should take it up with me after the show, because

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic

Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, \"Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer of D12, baby\"

They're all like, \"Oh my God, it's him

Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's (Eminem)

I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock

Please, Marshall, please, let me (suck your c0ck)\"

Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage

So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me

But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

This rockstar sx1t is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me, because these

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Look)

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band

Baby, yeah (Kick it, Swift!)

You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you?

ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van, and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no, I'm Swift, \"Oh, I thought you were Kuniva\"

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

'Cause you know, it's lookin' smaller than a (Decimal)

See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map

Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back

Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t

Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks

Yo, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

No, I had an interview, not you two

You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck

And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best

Ayo, New York, can I say somethin'?

Ayo, Em!

You got somethin' to say?

Man, nuttin'

Thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?

Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, n1xxa, shut up

You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew

Man, I was about to talk right after you (Put your hands up, New York!), I swear, man

These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not

Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

(Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan

Every time I hear, \"Hey, dude, I love your band!\"

We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments

So why he gettin' 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys actin' funny every area code

Proof, carry my bag!

B1xch, carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in the way

Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

Told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk

\"Lose Yourself\" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)

\"Superman\" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)

Fvxk the media, I got some suggestions

Fvxk Marshall (Fvxk Marshall!), ask us some questions

Like, \"Who are D12?\" \"How we get started?\"

(But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?

Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big-axs stomach, y'all think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldn't get up

Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band

I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

And it just tears my axs apart

To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)

D12!

D-Twizzie (Yeah, Swift)

Let's talk about it

New York

[00:04.519]I don't know, dude (New York, oh)

[00:06.348]I think these guys all jealous of me (New York, oh) and sx1t

[00:08.908]'Cause I'm like (New York, oh), the lead singer of the band, dude (New York, oh)

[00:12.304]They got a problem with me (New York)

[00:13.976]They should take it up with me after the show, because

[00:15.935]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

[00:19.958]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

[00:23.954]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

[00:28.029]All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:31.504]So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic

[00:33.724]Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, \"Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

[00:37.799]I'm the lead singer of D12, baby\"

[00:39.758]They're all like, \"Oh my God, it's him

[00:41.718]Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's (Eminem)

[00:43.703]I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock

[00:45.767]Please, Marshall, please, let me (suck your c0ck)\"

[00:47.438]Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:49.737]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:51.513]All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes

[00:53.473]Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage

[00:55.536]So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me

[00:57.469]But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[00:59.507]'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

[01:01.492]Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me

[01:03.530]Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[01:05.489]'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

[01:07.657]This rockstar sx1t is the life for me

[01:09.642]And all the other guys just despise me, because these

[01:12.098]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

[01:16.016]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

[01:20.065]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

[01:24.036]All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Look)

[01:27.275]My band, my band

[01:29.287]My band, my band

[01:31.220]My band, my band

[01:33.205]My band, my band

[01:35.190]My band

[01:38.560]Baby, yeah (Kick it, Swift!)

[01:43.758]You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you?

[01:45.822]ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)

[01:47.886]Smash these vocals and do a performance

[01:49.793]But we in the van, and he in a tour bus

[01:51.804]You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

[01:53.659]And no, I'm Swift, \"Oh, I thought you were Kuniva\"

[01:55.827]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

[01:57.551]'Cause you know, it's lookin' smaller than a (Decimal)

[01:59.562]See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but

[02:01.626]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

[02:03.559]So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map

[02:05.571]Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back

[02:07.608]Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t

[02:09.593]Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks

[02:11.579]Yo, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

[02:13.590]No, I had an interview, not you two

[02:15.523]You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck

[02:17.613]And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best

[02:19.938]Ayo, New York, can I say somethin'?

[02:21.505]Ayo, Em!

[02:22.106]You got somethin' to say?

[02:23.177]Man, nuttin'

[02:23.595]Thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?

[02:25.528]Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, n1xxa, shut up

[02:27.592]You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew

[02:29.577]Man, I was about to talk right after you (Put your hands up, New York!), I swear, man

[02:32.111]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)

[02:36.029]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)

[02:40.052]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)

[02:43.997]All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[02:47.523]They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not

[02:49.613]Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

[02:51.598]I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot

[02:53.531]I should cut his mic off when the music starts

[02:55.491](Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan

[02:57.580]Every time I hear, \"Hey, dude, I love your band!\"

[03:00.062]We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments

[03:01.603]So why he gettin' 90 and we only get 10 percent?

[03:03.641]And these guys actin' funny every area code

[03:05.678]Proof, carry my bag!

[03:06.619]B1xch, carry your own

[03:07.585]Can't make it to the stage, security in the way

[03:09.597]Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

[03:12.052]Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)

[03:13.829]Time for me to go solo and make some loot

[03:15.814]Told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[03:17.486]'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk

[03:19.811]\"Lose Yourself\" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)

[03:21.848]\"Superman\" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)

[03:23.833]Fvxk the media, I got some suggestions

[03:25.793]Fvxk Marshall (Fvxk Marshall!), ask us some questions

[03:27.856]Like, \"Who are D12?\" \"How we get started?\"

[03:29.633](But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?

[03:31.853]Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

[03:34.100]Big-axs stomach, y'all think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)

[03:35.850]50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[03:37.861]Did two and a half and couldn't get up

[03:39.820]Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band

[03:41.701]I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[03:44.078]Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

[03:50.034]And it just tears my axs apart

[03:54.031]To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)

[04:07.327]D12!

[04:16.052]D-Twizzie (Yeah, Swift)

[04:18.847]Let's talk about it

[04:19.762]New York