The Real Slim Shady

演唱者：Eminem

专辑：The Singles (Eminem album)

    作词 : Young, Andre Romell

    作曲 : Young, Andre Romell

    May I have your attention please?

    May I have your attention please?

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    We're going to have a problem here

    Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

    jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

    started whoopin her ass worse than before

    they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

    It's the return of the

    \"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"

    And Dr Dre said

    ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my bas***nt (haha)

    Feminist women love Eminem

    Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

    look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

    limpin' to you know who \"yeah, but hes so cute though\"

    Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

    but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

    but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

    my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

    and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

    and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

    and expect them not to know what a womens c**toris is.

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

    by the time they hit 4th grade,

    they got the discovery channel don't they?

    We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals

    who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

    But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.

    Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

    Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.

    You think I give a damm about a Grammy?

    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

    \"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?\"

    Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.

    S*it, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.

    Little ***** put me on blast on MTV

    \"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe\"

    I should download her audio on mp3

    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)

    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

    So I've been sent here to destroy you

    And theres a million of us just like me

    Who cuss like me

    Who just don't give a **** like me

    Who dress like me

    Walk, talk and act like me

    It just might be the next best thing

    But not quite me

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    I'm like a headtrip to listen to

    Cause I'm only giving you

    things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

    The only difference is I got the b***s to say it in front of ya'll

    And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

    I just get on the mic and spit it

    And whether you like to admit it (rip)

    I just s*it it better than 90% of you rappers out there

    Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.

    Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

    Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.

    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

    But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

    He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

    Or in the parking lot circling

    screaming I don't give a ****

    With his windows down and system up

    So will the real Shady, please stand up

    and put one of those fingures on each hand up

    and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    Cuz I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
    作词 : Young, Andre Romell

    作曲 : Young, Andre Romell

    May I have your attention please?

    May I have your attention please?

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    We're going to have a problem here

    Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before

    jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

    started whoopin her ass worse than before

    they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)

    It's the return of the

    \"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"

    And Dr Dre said

    ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my bas***nt (haha)

    Feminist women love Eminem

    Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

    look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what

    limpin' to you know who \"yeah, but hes so cute though\"

    Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

    but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms

    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,

    but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

    my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

    and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

    and that's the message that we deliver to little kids

    and expect them not to know what a womens c**toris is.

    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

    by the time they hit 4th grade,

    they got the discovery channel don't they?

    We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals

    who cut other people open like cantaloupes.

    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

    But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.

    Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

    Well I do, so **** him and **** you too.

    You think I give a damm about a Grammy?

    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.

    \"But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?\"

    Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?

    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.

    S*it, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.

    Little ***** put me on blast on MTV

    \"yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe\"

    I should download her audio on mp3

    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)

    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

    So I've been sent here to destroy you

    And theres a million of us just like me

    Who cuss like me

    Who just don't give a **** like me

    Who dress like me

    Walk, talk and act like me

    It just might be the next best thing

    But not quite me

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    I'm like a headtrip to listen to

    Cause I'm only giving you

    things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

    The only difference is I got the b***s to say it in front of ya'll

    And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all

    I just get on the mic and spit it

    And whether you like to admit it (rip)

    I just s*it it better than 90% of you rappers out there

    Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.

    Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30

    Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.

    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking

    But this whole bag of viagra isn't working

    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'

    He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings

    Or in the parking lot circling

    screaming I don't give a ****

    With his windows down and system up

    So will the real Shady, please stand up

    and put one of those fingures on each hand up

    and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    Cuz I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim Shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

    becuase I'm Slim Shady

    Yes I'm the real Shady

    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

    So won't the real Slim shady...

    Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

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