Can I *****
演唱者:Eminem
专辑:Straight from the Lab
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Uncle Marshall!
Will you tell us a bedtime story?
Here we go...
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
\"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass\"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this ass-kissin' little ******l blister
Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist ****** ****-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the **** you at? I miss ya!
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners
It's Can-i-***** on some \"Stan Lives\" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick
For me, being just a sick, this conflict
Gets my **** harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
Like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
The fourth letter: \"Slim, you really startin' to upset me!\"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy mother****er's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an \"E\" that's an \"A\"
This dude wants to leave me a \"massage,\" he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border \"Let's go\"
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
(What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri
**** It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
\"He couldn't have fell off that hard\" Ain't no way
\"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
That Canibus turned into a television evangelist\"
Plus he raps with his regular voice
(What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
Bite another line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this mother****er won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again
(Compton!) Detroit *****! Talk some shit again!
Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
Please tell me what happened with
That style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
Are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
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[00:11.81]Uncle Marshall!
[00:13.92]Will you tell us a bedtime story?
[00:18.82]Here we go...
[00:20.46]Now once upon a time not long ago
[00:22.98]There was a little rapper about to blow
[00:25.19]But his album came and it was not good
[00:27.40]I think it went lead or double copper wood
[00:29.48]So the silly little fans they were mislead
[00:31.76]By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
[00:34.07]\"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
[00:36.34]Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass\"
[00:38.64]Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
[00:40.93]The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
[00:42.88]To this ass-kissin' little ******l blister
[00:45.25]Stanabis, little Marshall Mathers' sister
[00:47.56]And in this corner, we have the mister
[00:49.65]Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
[00:52.04]Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
[00:54.23]this little antagonist ****** ****-suckin'
[00:56.53]Ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
[00:58.69]I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
[01:00.92]You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
[01:03.15]Canabis, where the **** you at? I miss ya!
[01:05.49]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[01:07.60]Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
[01:09.85]Please tell me what happened with
[01:12.02]That style that you were rappin' with
[01:14.27]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[01:16.51]Are you from Los Angeles
[01:18.67]New York or just a janitor
[01:20.86]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
[01:23.25]Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
[01:25.28]Picture me for a second and imagine it
[01:27.43]Chillin' in the Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
[01:29.57]When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners
[01:32.02]It's Can-i-***** on some \"Stan Lives\" shit
[01:34.25]It creeped me out at first. Man this is sick
[01:36.58]For me, being just a sick, this conflict
[01:38.78]Gets my **** harder than arithmetic
[01:40.70]And I know how you jealous ones envy
[01:43.03]I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
[01:45.61]The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
[01:47.56]Like you respect me, like any other regular MC
[01:50.06]The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
[01:52.21]None of the messages at Shady Records you left me
[01:54.51]The fourth letter: \"Slim, you really startin' to upset me!\"
[01:56.72]The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
[01:58.96]The sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building
[02:01.19]This crazy mother****er's really tryin' to kill me!
[02:03.28]So I went back and read the first few letters that said
[02:05.98]Some shit about a message you left
[02:07.73]Oh shit, that's not an \"E\" that's an \"A\"
[02:10.04]This dude wants to leave me a \"massage,\" he's gay!!
[02:12.31]Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
[02:14.38]We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)
[02:16.86]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[02:18.90]Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
[02:21.24]Please tell me what happened with
[02:23.52]That style that you were rappin' with
[02:25.74]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[02:27.96]Are you from Los Angeles
[02:29.88]New York or just a janitor
[02:32.21]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
[02:34.61]So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
[02:36.67]The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
[02:38.88]And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
[02:41.15]Shit. Oh Dre, wait a mintue that's it
[02:43.42]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
[02:45.61]We can fly over the border \"Let's go\" [WOOSH!]
[02:48.00]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[02:50.16][BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Jermaine Dupri
[02:52.37]**** It, keep goin' no time to waste
[02:54.58]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case
[02:56.80]Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car
[02:59.02]Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
[03:01.27]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
[03:03.46]Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
[03:05.74]And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
[03:08.11]\"He couldn't have fell off that hard\" Ain't no way
[03:10.29]\"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
[03:12.71]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist\"
[03:14.92]Plus he raps with his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[03:17.39][BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Shop Boys
[03:19.12]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
[03:21.40]His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
[03:23.67]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
[03:25.92]I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
[03:28.14]So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
[03:30.30]He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife
[03:32.50]He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
[03:34.89]But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
[03:37.11]Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!
[03:39.25]Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!
[03:41.55]Do somethin'! At least one punchline
[03:43.81]C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-
[03:46.44]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde
[03:48.31]'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!
[03:50.47]Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
[03:52.83]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
[03:54.91]Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs
[03:57.44]Bite another line from Redman's song!
[03:59.48]Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
[04:01.70]From a midget reaches out from under the car
[04:03.75]It's JD, this mother****er won't die neither
[04:06.14]Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
[04:08.43]We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again
[04:10.76](Compton!) Detroit *****! Talk some shit again!
[04:12.97]Stomp him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
[04:15.11]Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
[04:17.33]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again (Damn)
[04:19.65]He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again
[04:22.02]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[04:24.00]Where for art thou Can-i-*****?
[04:26.28]Please tell me what happened with
[04:28.50]That style that you were rappin' with
[04:30.56]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****
[04:32.96]Are you from Los Angeles
[04:34.98]New York or just a janitor
[04:37.21]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****
[04:39.96]
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