If I Get Locked Up

Check check, one two, one two, one two (Yo, it’s rollin'?)

Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, y'all know what this is

It’s what you’ve been waitin' for, Funkmaster Flex

Big caps, Def Jam records givin' it to you, baby

Yo, Eminem, show these motha****as what time it is, baby!

I used to be a lonely man, only mad

'Til I got a million dollars, ****, now if I only had

Some ****in' hair I'd pull it

Faster than a bullet out of 2Pac's chest

Before the ambulance came too late to do it

I'm tryin' to grow it back again, it was an accident

I had my back against the fan

And chopped it off in Amsterdam

I hate this straitjacket: it ain't latchin', and can't lock it

So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets

The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it

Before me and just kept throwin' their ****in' self at it

My head is achin', I'm dedicated to medication

But this med is takin' too long to bring me this se-da-dation

Anyway, I got down with Dre

The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray

Runnin' up and down the street

Screamin', \"**** the police!\" when you still had your mother's ****in' nipple stuck in your teeth

Became a role model after Colorado

Now all they do is follow me around and holler \"Bravo!!!\"

Hell yeah, I punch my *****

And beat my kids in public—suck my ****, *****!

I'm sick enough to **** a man in his face

But I won't, 'cause you probably wanna stand in his place

So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass 2Pac image

You faggots ain't tough

You just get drunk and become talkative

I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin'

Walkin' like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

So when you see me on your block stumblin'

Mumblin' a bunch of dumb **** like my drunk uncle does

I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life

So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm fly on kites?

************! Slim Shady (Dr. Dre)

I'm drunk, pass the TEC!

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire

I set a ****in' girl on fire with a curling iron

Psych! I'm just jokin', for Christ sakes

Don't get so bent out of shape

'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends

Some people just don't get it

But I won't let it upset me, 'cause they don't know better

They don't know what the **** it's like to be so fed up

And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up

My mind's got a mind of its own

Sometimes I can't find it at home

It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)

****, talk about your brain being baked

My ****'s still in the oven on 480 degrees

Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby

Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter—**** you, lady!

You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize

Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes

The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin'

And Dirty Dozen watches over me, so try some dumb ****

I'll have a ****in' man raped, with a Band-Aid

Over his mouth, and shove his head in a fan blade

Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say

Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base

Like I give a **** who's buyin' this ****

Quit ****in' buyin' it! I'm tired, *****, I'm dyin' to quit

Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now

It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now

But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it

But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night gets silent

Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude

And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon

I'm sick of being judged, **** it, let me see a judge

I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old

'Cause if I get locked up tonight

Then I might not come home tonight

Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

**** that, turn that **** off!

Let's get the **** out of here!

You know how we do! {echo}

[00:03.487]Check check, one two, one two, one two (Yo, it’s rollin'?)

[00:08.184]Yeah yeah yeah, Dr. Dre up in here, y'all know what this is

[00:11.985]It’s what you’ve been waitin' for, Funkmaster Flex

[00:15.070]Big caps, Def Jam records givin' it to you, baby

[00:18.685]Yo, Eminem, show these motha****as what time it is, baby!

[00:22.851][Verse 1: Eminem]

[00:23.032]I used to be a lonely man, only mad

[00:25.236]'Til I got a million dollars, ****, now if I only had

[00:28.091]Some ****in' hair I'd pull it

[00:29.448]Faster than a bullet out of 2Pac's chest

[00:31.220]Before the ambulance came too late to do it

[00:32.982]I'm tryin' to grow it back again, it was an accident

[00:35.374]I had my back against the fan

[00:36.757]And chopped it off in Amsterdam

[00:38.630]I hate this straitjacket: it ain't latchin', and can't lock it

[00:41.102]So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets

[00:43.047]The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it

[00:45.458]Before me and just kept throwin' their ****in' self at it

[00:48.153]My head is achin', I'm dedicated to medication

[00:50.429]But this med is takin' too long to bring me this se-da-dation

[00:53.283]Anyway, I got down with Dre

[00:55.129]The first man who taught me how a Glock sounded to spray

[00:57.765]Runnin' up and down the street

[00:59.142]Screamin', \"**** the police!\" when you still had your mother's ****in' nipple stuck in your teeth

[01:02.782]Became a role model after Colorado

[01:05.478]Now all they do is follow me around and holler \"Bravo!!!\"

[01:08.605]Hell yeah, I punch my *****

[01:10.102]And beat my kids in public—suck my ****, *****!

[01:13.173]I'm sick enough to **** a man in his face

[01:15.221]But I won't, 'cause you probably wanna stand in his place

[01:17.654]So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass 2Pac image

[01:20.208]You faggots ain't tough

[01:21.178]You just get drunk and become talkative

[01:23.498]I'm probably the awkwardest alcoholic talkin'

[01:25.396]Walkin' like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket

[01:27.941]So when you see me on your block stumblin'

[01:30.139]Mumblin' a bunch of dumb **** like my drunk uncle does

[01:32.996]I ain't buzzed, I'm just high on life

[01:34.843]So why on earth would I need drugs when I'm fly on kites?

[01:37.565][Interlude: Eminem + (Dr. Dre)]

[01:37.737]************! Slim Shady (Dr. Dre)

[01:40.949]I'm drunk, pass the TEC!

[01:43.034][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

[01:43.241]'Cause if I get locked up tonight

[01:45.235]Then I might not come home tonight

[01:47.307]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

[01:50.551]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

[01:52.847]'Cause if I get locked up tonight

[01:54.745]Then I might not come home tonight

[01:57.217]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

[02:00.225]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

[02:02.488][Verse 2: Eminem]

[02:02.674]The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire

[02:05.378]I set a ****in' girl on fire with a curling iron

[02:07.900]Psych! I'm just jokin', for Christ sakes

[02:10.309]Don't get so bent out of shape

[02:11.585]'Cause I went out and raped six girlfriends

[02:13.142]Some people just don't get it

[02:15.298]But I won't let it upset me, 'cause they don't know better

[02:17.946]They don't know what the **** it's like to be so fed up

[02:20.499]And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up

[02:23.507]My mind's got a mind of its own

[02:25.086]Sometimes I can't find it at home

[02:26.570]It hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)

[02:28.570]****, talk about your brain being baked

[02:30.108]My ****'s still in the oven on 480 degrees

[02:32.195]Hailie Jade, Daddy loves you, baby

[02:35.322]Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter—**** you, lady!

[02:37.821]You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize

[02:40.403]Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes

[02:42.792]The neighborhood that I grew up in, you could die for nothin'

[02:45.479]And Dirty Dozen watches over me, so try some dumb ****

[02:48.448]I'll have a ****in' man raped, with a Band-Aid

[02:50.674]Over his mouth, and shove his head in a fan blade

[02:52.884]Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say

[02:55.414]Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base

[02:57.886]Like I give a **** who's buyin' this ****

[02:59.975]Quit ****in' buyin' it! I'm tired, *****, I'm dyin' to quit

[03:02.575]Hip-hop is universal now, it's all commercial now

[03:05.408]It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now

[03:08.142]But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it

[03:10.455]But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night gets silent

[03:12.889]Either that or booed, that's why I keep an attitude

[03:15.246]And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon

[03:17.632]I'm sick of being judged, **** it, let me see a judge

[03:20.402]I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old

[03:22.699][Hook: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

[03:22.907]'Cause if I get locked up tonight

[03:25.244]Then I might not come home tonight

[03:26.959]Keep it movin'! Off and on, Eminem is on

[03:30.540]Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

[03:32.536][Outro: Dr. Dre]

[03:32.710]**** that, turn that **** off!

[03:35.077]Let's get the **** out of here!

[03:36.587]You know how we do! {echo}